Thursday, May 29, 2008

Not happy enough

I got in trouble at work yesterday. Apparently, I'm not happy enough.

My boss keeps on asking me how I'm doing and it's getting annoying. When he asks me how I'm doing, sometimes he does it with an over the top kind of manic happiness that creeps me out. Yesterday I told him that, "I'm fine." and he actually told me that being fine wasn't good enough and that I can do better than that. WTF!? Am I supposed to pretend that I'm REALLY, REALLY HAPPY whenever he asks me how I'm doing? Maybe I should just be really, really happy for no reason at all. Anybody know where I can buy a do it yourself frontal lobotomy kit?


  1. It'll be great. Pretend to be really really happy all the time...then they can wonder what's going on and pull a drug test on you.

    First law of working: you can never win.

    Think happy thoughts.

  2. I don't think that I could actually pretend to be really really happy all of the time. The people who work with me, would probably beat the crap out of me after a couple of days. I don't think that my body would ever be found...