Craniorectal Anastamosis

Craniorectal Anastamosis.

I've been laughing about that one for a couple of weeks now.

"I think you might have Craniorectal Anastamosis. It's a disorder that the medical community is only now starting to understand. You should go and see your doctor... If your doctor doesn't take you seriously, find another doctor and insist that you be tested for the disorder..."

"Some studies have shown that a sharp blow to the base of the skull, with a heavy blunt object, can be used as an effective treatment for the disorder. Hold still, this won't hurt for long..."